Getting to the F*!#ing Gym

I’ve lost 20 pounds since The Princess was born, but my belly, thighs and butt are a mushy mess. And my triceps flap around like dead fish. I MUST GET BACK TO THE GYM. NOW. Crying children will not stop me. Sleepless nights will not stop me. MUST get to BodyPump class. Go directly to the gym, do not pass go, do not collect $200.